The Onion: "5 Million Illegal Immigrants To Realize Dreams Of Having Deportation Deferred"

"'After escaping the drug cartel violence of my village and fleeing to America, it was the thought of a life suspended in complete limbo that kept me going as I traveled through the grueling desert terrain for three days. To be tacitly allowed to live and work in this country that I love, all the while knowing that this protection could disappear in two years, or even two months—it’s made it all worth it.'"

- The Onion